Known Lesbian Ellen DeGeneres Addresses JC Penney Controversy Like A Boss
22.05.12
As you're probably aware and perhaps have read about here , there has been quite a skerfuffle brewing regarding JCPenney's decision to hire Known Homosexual Ellen DeGeneres to be their "spokesperson," because DUH Ellen is WAY cooler than JCPenney, she should spokesperson Sears instead. Just kidding! It's because she's gay and some people can't handle it.
Conservative group The Million Moms, an army put together by traditional valuespeople to protect themselves if The Million Lesbians ever attack, wanted JCPenney to drop Ellen as a spokesperson.
Unfortunately, JC Penney is not a bigoted idiot and clearly has some market research revealing that more people are cool with homosexuality than with douchebaggery. Therefore, they stood their ground .
Today on her fabulously popular television show, Ellen addressed the issue and spoke frankly about Prop 8, being gay, and all that smacktalk on Million Moms' facebook page. It was a shining moment for women and a sparkling glittery moment for all of queer women pride.
Source: Autostraddle