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22.05.12
THE QUESTION:
TOP PLAYERS TO WATCH ON TRADE DEADLINE DAY
1. R RICK NASH
1. Sign he will be traded: He waived his no-trade clause.
Sign he won't be traded: Columbus management doesn't know what a no-trade clause is.
2. SHEA WEBER
2. Sign he will be traded: Why else would Wyatt tattoo a "Weber #6" jersey on his back?
Sign he won't be traded: The Predators just gave him Ryan Suter's parking spot.
3. COREY PERRY
Sign he will be traded: The currency in which he gets paid is Disney Dollars.
Sign he won't be traded: Local Anaheim strip clubs just started accepting Disney Dollars.
4. CORY SCHNEIDER
4. Sign he will be traded: Steve Yzerman shows up at Rogers Arena with a gun and ski mask demanding that Schneider comes with him.
Sign he won't be traded: He and Roberto Luongo just exchanged friendship bracelets.
PATRICK KANE
Sign he will be traded: Chews vigorously on the left side of his mouth guard during a game.
Source: The Province